the Re:mission

  • 08:21:01 pm on October 15, 2008 | 1
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    Now that my hair is healthy and growing back, there’s a silver (err, auburn) lining.

    I’m now a ginger.

    No really. Black ends, red roots… even with some recent rough news, I can dig it. It’s all pretty funny because I’m a natural blonde, so whatever works.

    In honor of this Scottish surprise, I’ve decided to highlight some hotties in a special feature I like to call Gingers I Have Loved. Even though I’ve only technically dated 2 ginges, I’d like to fancy myself a connoisseur. Or not. My record’s pretty lame. No success in the RED ARENA!

    Prince Ginge

    PRINCE (HARRY) GINGE

    SIR (David Wilkie) GINGE

    SIR (David Wilkie) GINGE

    AARON the GINGE, also known as my former cuttybuddy or "shawty" who told Adam Martin to pipe the @#$% down when he cut his finger wide open!

    64 Queen of the Stoner Ginges, Josh Homme

    6'4'' Queen of the Stoner Ginges, Josh Homme

    DAVID GINGER, I mean GRINER, my mentor ginge

    DAVID GINGER, I mean GRINER, my mentor ginge

    JOEL MCGINGE, host of The Soup

    JOEL MCGINGE, host of The Soup

    NEKO CASE, famed Ginge song siren

    NEKO CASE, famed Ginge song siren

     

    And finally, for Katy... heres our favorite brood of gingers, the Weasleys.

    And finally, for Katy... here's our favorite brood of gingers, the WEASLEYS.

    I know we gingers go through alot of hate, so here’s a wikiHow article on how to spruce up your favorite ginge — just in time for Halloween.

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Comments

  • somesoma 8:45 pm on October 15, 2008 | # | Reply

    “Dude! You’re like bleeding all over our merch! Can you, like, go do that somewhere else or something?”

    Asshat.


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